"Hi, it's me Gaga. Did you see my awesome new video featuring Honey B? Yeah, I go to jail, and then when I get out B and I drive around in the Pussy Wagon. I know! Crazy right? Anyway, just called to tell you that I'm still busting out incredible dance moves while wearing next to nothing. Oh yeah, and let Quentin know I'll get the wagon back to him ASAP. Love ya my little monsters!"